Anybody who knows Soul Coughing knows of the great Randy Kaye, close friend of the band who works at Warner Brothers. His recent trip to Vegas inspired him to come up with the following list. Enjoy!

1. the street are paved with gold.

2. record 2 million elvis impersonators arrived in hot air balloons shaped like pink cadillacs!

3. heard the cardigans in every casino.

4. ate all the lox on the caesar's palace buffet.

5. bought crack at the opening of new york new york.

6. felt-up 10 lovely showgirls.

7. had animalistic sex with, and later ended up marrying siegfried AND roy!

8. won 1.7 million dollars at circus circus.

9. no one knew who the hell soul coughing were.

10. wade jesus has a nasty rep. in vegas.