|Name: M. Doughty
No, really, what’s his name: Michael Doughty
Birthday: June 10, 1970
Birthplace: Fort Knox, Kentucky
Does: Speaking, singing, electric guitar.
Grew Up: Military Brat, lived many places
Musical Training: None, although he’s studied poetry at New York’s New School.
Dwarf Name, according to himself: Spacey
Distinguishing Marks: Tattoo of Louise Brooks, with the a quote from e.e. cummings: “The moon rattles like a piece of angry candy.”, tattoo of the number 7.
|Ambitions: Oh, you know…roof, food, etc.
Turn-Ons: Elegance, sarcasm
Turnoffs: Senseless slaughter of innocents
Underwear: Boxers, publicly, at least.
When I get stressed out I: tend not to answer questions lifted directly from a back issue of Tiger Beat
My best feature is my: ability to dodge said questions
The most embarassing thing I ever did was: truly not much of an embarassment at all.
How to get my attention: Uh, there’s always nudity or free cheese.
Musical influences: John Lee Hooker, Journey’s”Don’t Stop Believin”
Also known as: Margot Channing, Moschiach and Mr. Blobby
My motto: (Blank stare)
||Name: M’ark De Gli Antoni on the first album, Mark De Gli Antoni on the second (the apostrophe’s missing).
Birthday: June 20, 1962
Birthplace: San Francisco, CA
Does: Keyboard sampler, background vocals.
Grew Up: San Francisco Bay Area
Musical Training: Trained classical composer; he uses samples of his works in Soul Coughing songs.
Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Horsey
Distinguishing Marks: “africa on his brisket- birthmark”
|Ambitions: In the process of being realized
Turn-Ons: Toasty parts, pole vaulting, oysters
Turnoffs: God, Paul and Linda…
When I get stressed out I: stay awake for days
My best feature is my: legs
How to get my attention: Shiny parts
Musical influences: Uh…
Also known as: The Horse
My motto: A warrior is impeccable when he trusts his personal power no matter how large or how small.
||Name: Yuval Gabay
Birthdate: July 23, 1963
Birthplace: Jerulselem, Israel
Does: Drums, Backing Vocals
Grew Up: Israel
Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Uh.. Yuval. You don’t get much more Dwarfish than Yuval.
Distinguishing Marks: Fly style
|Ambitions: 7Turn-Ons: Excelency, warmth, shiny things
Turnoffs: Inablitiiy to chill, no leg room on planes
Underwear: Depends on the activity.
When I get stressed out I: smile alot and hand out candles
My best feature is my: hanging out late into the night
The most embarassing thing I ever did was: I touched Miles Davis’ forehead on t.v. and got a look of “you must be…”
How to get my attention: dance, dance dance
Musical influences: Oh yeah, a whole lot of influences
Also known as: Honky Dingalong
||Name: Sebastian Steinberg
Birthday: Feb 20, 1959
Birthplace: New York City
Does: Upright Bass, Backing Vocals
Grew Up: Massachusets
Dwarf Name, according to Doughty: Grumpy
Distinguishing Marks: “i was sent to a really wierd camp when i was a kid, i don’t wanna talk about all those scars on my back and arms…..”
|Ambitions: Yup!Turn-Ons: You bet!
Turnoffs: Even more so!
When I get stressed out I: boil alot of water
My best feature is my: tolerance
The coolest thing I ever did was: have a phone bill larger than anybody from Boys to Men.
How to get my attention: Wave alot of money around while naked
Musical influences: The Honky Dingalong
Also known as: Phone child
Because we all know that being underground is alternative, and nothing is cooler than being alternative.